Im a kind of Person na MAKULIT and SUPER KULIT hehehe…. kaya i also love to collect and read a lot of jokes… kahit na nga its a GREEN JOKE mas guto ko un basahin…pero for now.. eto na muna.. saka na un kaberdehan… hahaha 
so here it is. another collection of mine maybe some of you already read it but i still post it here coz its really funny for me… so enjoy reading……..
Its Joke time…
Ganito Kami Ngayon Kasi……
Hinding-hindi ko makakalimutan ang mga mumunti ngunit ginintuang butil na payo na nakuha ko sa aking mga magulang:
1. Si Inay, tinuruan niya ako HOW TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "Kung kayong dalawa ay magpapatayan, doon kayo sa labas! Mga leche kayo, kalilinis ko lang ng bahay."
2. Natuto ako ng RELIGION kay Itay.! "Kapag yang mantsa di natanggal sa carpet, magdasal ka na!"
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ATTENTION!!!
Attention to all TRENDY cellphone lover and to those who always want to be updated with their gadgets especially cellphone, we know that PHILIPPINES is still leading in text mesagging. so here are some latest model of cellphone that you have to see…. enjoy browsing..
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Sometimes people came into our life and you know right away that they were meant to be there to serve some sort of PURPOSE, teach you a lesson or HELP you to figure out who you are or who you want to become someday….you never know who these people are (possibly your friend, neighbor, co-worker, lover, chat mate or even a complete stranger).
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Nabaliw ka na ba ng dahil sa LOVE? eh why do we LOVE nga ba?
so that we have someone to sleep with at kayakap sa gabi? so that we have somebody to talk pag di ka makatulog sa gabi ? someone na pde mong ayain mag gala pag gusto mung gumala at manlibre pag wala ka ng pera? at taong magbibitbit ng gamit mo pag tinatamad kang magdala? in short ALIPIN!!!!
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Guys, sorry if i post this CARD here… hehehe .. i find it cute kze.. hehehe….
so if you're affected… sorry pow…
one of my collection na pulot from NET….. hehehe enjoy reading guys…
The Bus Trip
It was a warm day in Ithaca, NY. Just warm enough to wear shorts and not be too cold. I had just picked up my bus ticket and baggage tag for my trip home to Buffalo. I was visiting my best friend for the weekend. I filled out all the necessary information on my baggage tag and went to give it to the bus driver. Then, out of the corner of my eye, I saw the most unbelievable looking girl I'd ever seen. She was tall, blond, very well-endowed, and dressed in the SHORTEST skirt I'd ever seen in my life.
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Its 12midnight and still can't sleep so i decided to read some of my old mails from my friends.. and saw this message so i post it here to share with you guys…happy reading 
DID I MARRY THE RIGHT PERSON?
She said, "How do I know if I married the right person?" I noticed that there was a large man sitting next to her so I said, "It depends. Is that your husband?"
In all seriousness, she answered "How do you know?"
Let me answer this question because the chances are good that it's weighing on your mind.
Here's the answer.
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I love to read and collect poems and some use full article from the magazine or from internet. So here it is one of my collection and got it from one of the website that i usually visit.
Types of Kisses
Butterfly Kiss - With your faces less than a breath away, open and close your eyelids against your partners. If done correctly, the fluttering sensation will match the one in your heart.
Cheek Kiss - A friendly, "I really like you" kiss. Often the preferred kissing method of a first date. With your hands on your partner's shoulders, gently brush your lips across her cheek.
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Dumped?
Being DUMPED 
allows you a chance to take a fresh look at your life. It gives you a chance to get in touch with your feelings. It teaches about freedom. This is a freedom so few people take the time to appreciate it . How soon the pain subsides is depend on each of us. Mourning for a lost love relationship is natural, normal and healthy. Any loss requires a period of grieving. How long and in what manner a person mourns is also depend upon each of us. Some people appear to move almost effortlessly through a breakup while others take a long time to get their lives back on track. Length of recovery time is not an indicator of how much we cared.
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