Hello my fellow readers…. rest muna tayo sa kaka read ng mga articles kong madarama…;-)..hehehe.. here’s one of my collections… hope you’ll enjoy reading it… and dont forget to smile… 
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These are the words that are so unique and loadedin meaning that they will never find a direct translation in the Englishlanguage.
Forget traditional dictionaries. Keep this.
1. Achuchu (A-chu-chu) - This refers to the pointless insincerities being said
during long, involved conversations about nothingat all.
2. Ano (A-noh)- The all-around, all-purpose word for everything.
(1) Pronoun in interrogation: Ano? (What)
(2) Noun: Where is your ano? (Where is your father/mother/dead-uncle’s-second-cousin)
(3) Verb: Anuhin this. (Paint/kill/maim/castrate this.)
(4) Adjective: This is so ano. (This is so pretty/big/astounding.)
(5) Interjection: Ano! (What the hell!)
(6) Substitute for genitalia: Did you ano your ano?
The use of ano is quite dangerous for the untrained ear, and must be put into the proper setting.
"Honey, the ano is too long, we have to cut it,"
must be accompanied by the proper understanding of the context, as
results may be critical to a couple’s future.
3. Booba (boo-bah). - A female blessed with larger than usual mammary glands,
which can be used as weapons of mass destruction.
4. Checheboreche (Che-che-boh-re-che)- Same as achuchu. It is interesting to
ponder on the reason why there are so many words in the Filipino language
that beautifully describe meaningless chatter.
5. Epal (Eh-pal).- An individual who believes he is God.
6. Gigil (gee-gil).- An uncontrollable desire to bite something.
7. Hipon (Hee-pon).- Literally "shrimp," whose body is eaten while its
head is thrown away, this refers to a female whose body is to die for and whose face looks like it belongs to the dead.
8. Kikay (kee-kay)- Refers to individuals who carry a brush, hand wash,
moisturizer, lip-gloss and various other facial enhancements in a case (aptly called a kikay kit) inside her bag. Recent inspections of various backpacks have led to the conclusion it
is not a purely female trait.
This breed cannot resist checking themselves out on mirrors, glass windows, bread knives, sidewalk puddles and plastic-covered notebooks.
9. Kaekekan (Ka-ek-e-kahn)- Same as achuchu and chechebureche.
10. Kilig (keel-leg) - A rush of excitement due to the actions, presence or even mention of he whom you see as the future father of your children.
11. Laglag-brip (lag-lag-brip)- The female counterpart of laglag-panti
12. Laglag-panti (lag-lag-pan-tee) - A man so incredibly hot, so heart-
stoppingly gorgeous and oozing with masculinity that female underwear
(whether worn by males or females) falls to the ground without effort whatsoever.
13. Indyanero (In-jan-neh-ro)- An individual who fails to appear at anappointment
without prior warning. Not to be confused with individuals who appear according to Filipino time (approximately 10 minutes before the meeting is to end)
14. Japorms (Jah-porms) - Describes an individual dressed differently
from the usual (typically involves clothes that have been laundered and pant legs
of roughly the same length)
15. Lagot (Lah-got)- A prophesy of evil things to come.
16. Para (Pah-rah) - A term that informs the driver of a jeep to stop and pause (usually in the middle of the road) as the individual speaking intends to leave the
vehicle. Dangerous for individuals as drivers seem to believe having one foot in the air is all that is necessary for descent.
17. Takusa (Ta-kuh-sa)- Derived from takot sa asawa (afraid of wife),
this is a term used to describe the silent (very silent) minority of males married to feminine reincarnations of Hitler.
18. Torpe (tore-peh)- A gentleman who is desperately attracted to a female
yet by some strange compulsion is reduced to a frozen mound of stuttering male whenever that female is near.
Armed with this list and a smile, you will be sure to make the proper impression not just on your new relations, but on your loved one as well. Now let’s practice:
"Honey, when I first saw you, I made laglag brip, and was almost torpe. When I finally got the nerve to date you, I almost became indyanero, because I didn’t think I had the right japorms. When you’re around, I’m kilig, when you’re not, I get gigil. You may think all this is achuchu, kaekekan, just checheboreche, but in truth, my love, I’m so ano with you." hahaha 
And here are somes of the KAKADIRI words!!! and yet its TRUE
1. BAKTOL-–Ang ikatlong lebel ng mabahong kilikili.., ang BAKTOL ay kapareho ng amoy ng nabubulok na bayabas. Itoy dumidikit sa damit, at humahalo sa pawis. Madalas na maaamoy ito sa registration, elevator o FX.
2. KUKURIKAPU–Libag sa ilalim ng BOOBS. Madalas na namumuo dahil sa labis na baby powder na inilalagay sa katawan. Maaari ring mamuo kung sadyang hindi naliligo o naghihilod ang isang babae. Ang KUKURIKAPU ay mas madalas na namumuo sa mga babaeng may malalaking JOGA!
3. MULMUL--Buhok sa gitna ng nunal. Mahirap ipaliwanag kung bakit nagkakaroon ng mulmul ang isang nunal..subalit hindi talaga ito naaalis, kahit na bunutin pa ito , maliban na lamang kung ipa-pa-laser ito.
4. BURNIK–Taeng sumabit sa pwet. Madalas na Nararanasan ng mga taong nagti-tissue lamang pagkatapos tumae..Ang BURNIK ay mahirap alisin,, lalo na kapag natuyo na ito.Ipinapayo sa mga taong may BURNIK na maligo na lamang upang itoy maalis
5. ALPOMBRA–kAsootan sa paa na kadalasang makikitang suot ng mga tindero ng yosi sa quiapo. Itoy may makipot na suotan ng paa, at manipis na swelas, mistulang sandalyas ito ng babae pero kadalasang suot ng mga lalaki. Available in Blue, red, Green etc.
6.BAKOKANG– higanteng peklat. Itoy madalas na dulot ng mga sugat na malaki na hindi ginamitan ng sebo de macho habang natutuyo. Imbes na normal na balat ang nakatakip sa bakokang, ito’y mayroong makintab na takip.
7. AGIHAP– Libag na dumikit sa panty or brief. nabubuo ang AGIHAP kung ang panty or brief ay suotsuot na nang hindi bababa sa tatlong araw.!!!
8. DUKIT–Ito ang amoy na makukuha mo kung isinabit mo ang daliri mo sa iyong puwit o sa puwit ng iba.
9. SPONGKLONG–itoy isang bagong wikaan nangangahulugang isang estupidong tao.
10. LAPONGGA–Ito’y kahalintulad sa laplapan o kaya sa lamasan.
11. WENEKLEK–Ito ang buhok sa utong na kadalasang nakikita sa mga tambay sa kanto na laging nakahubad. Meron din ang babae nito..
12. BAKTUNG - pinaikling salita ng BAKAT-UTONG.
13. BAKTI — bakat panty
14. ASOGUE — buhok sa kilikili
15. BARNAKOL — maitim na libag sa batok na naipon sa matagal na panahon
16. BULTOKACHI - tubig na tumatalsik sa pwet kapag nalalaglag ang isang malaking ebak
17. BUTUYTUY - etits ng bata
18.JABARR - pawis ng katawan
19.KALAMANTUTAY - mabahong pangalan
20.McARTHUR - taeng bumabalik after mong i-flush
21.BASKIL - basang kilikili…
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hahahahahahaha….
pero teka may mali yata…yung agihap…yan ay tagyawat sa bigotehan (nguso) na napakasakit pag tinitiris o inaalis.
Posted by c5 at February 5, 2008, 1:16 pm